[Rant Written on Mobile]
So with GLP-1s getting rid of fat, the world has an idea other than just eat more...bottled cadaver fat (AlloClae, Renuva) this is so unhinged, what some people are saying is this would be like a "Lunchtime boob job" under an hour which makes me realize the Opera has already begun.
AlloClae was first released in the US in 2024 and somehow I didn't see this? Makes me wonder how I missed their marketing of "an off-the-shelf fat structural adipose injectable used for non-surgical body contouring" and it seems to be done by Tiger Aesthetics Medical, LLC a division of Tiger BioSciences LLC, that showed up out of nowhere in 2023 with AlloClae.
I am sure some might not understand this reference so let's layout my framing and then we can get back to how deranged this seems to me.
My favourite Film? Album? Both? Whatever, Repo the Genetic Opera [RTGO for short] one of the best dystopias of the 2000s talked about how people by 2056 were so vain and so shallow they'd modify their body on credit.
In RTGO the biotech fashion company and medical company GeneCO was founded in 2006 and by 2025 founded The Genetic Opera, an interactive TV show to promote designer organs and keep the public "status-conscious" in order to continue boosting profits.
Now we're here in 2026 taking fat from corpses like some fucked up Zydrate [which was a stabilizing drug that was later extracted from the dead by the black market], I can't be the only person thinking of this right?
It's honestly insulting when you consider it. Fat is only valuable when it's not on a fat person, I am sorry if you are lazy enough to do fat injections rather than the hard work of learning your body, learning your metabolism, you take the expensive but lazy way out.
This really gets under my skin.
People need to understand you can't just do this unless we really have a deep conversation about what is or is not wanted in society, you can't just say "fat is awful" or "fat is laziness" then at the same time just inject fat since you are too lazy yourself to actually do that hard work of gaining weight?
That's not how this works, this is not how ANY of this works, now everybody is different [use a health tracker to learn what your body needs/uses] but let's do some math shall we?
1 pound of body weight equals roughly 3,500 calories, simple enough. On average, adults burn between 1,600 and 3,000 calories per day.
Now a Five Guys Combo [bacon cheeseburger, a large order of fries, and an Oreo/Biscoff milkshake] hits 3,430 calories.
Bam there you go, you've got a fair amount of your calorie count for the day and the rest is surplus.
I need to take a break since this is actually enraging me but you know what? If we're already going full off the rails… what, Pimelo-Merchants next? Honestly? Not even a bad idea. After a while it's all the same to me…