Learn to Love Mojitos Piker

Now, I am not someone who often talks about political streamers, but there comes a time in everyone's life when the worst people fall, and you're left to smile at the rightful downfall of a man who's abused his dog and promoted terrorism. Now, I stopped following this Champagne Socialist, but as I hopped on Bloomberg to do my daily news reading, I saw the best news ever.

"US Agents Nab Member of Group That Brought Hasan Piker to Cuba." That's right, readers, the Diddy of socialism. [In 2012 Hasan tweeted "I would love to hang in Diddy's Ciroc Entourage and trickle down bang anything thrown his way."] The same man who said "America deserved 9/11" and supported the murder of children, calling them valid military targets.

Well, it seems that the chickens have come home to roost, and I am so happy to read this.

Bloomberg is reporting:

"A Cuban national accused of being part of a sprawling influence network that brought US political streamer Hasan Piker to Havana has been detained along with his family and will be deported."

Now some might be like, "Well what's that have to do with Hasan?" Well, simple. Hasan was already on a federal watchlist.

Some might not know this, but back in May 2025, Hasan "There's no shock collar" Piker was detained by American CBP after attempting to use Global Entry when it had been revoked for him. On Jun. 1, Hasan and his uncle, Cenk Uygur , whom we aren't sure if this was a joke or not, but who was famous for saying on his network "TYT":

"If I were the benevolent dictator of the world, I would legalize bestiality where you are giving and you are pleasuring the animal."

where not allowed into the UK so, seeing Hasan's empire crumbling all around him brings a smile to my face, but I don't want him to slink away into the night. I actively believe we need to make him pay financially to all the people he's harmed.

In my personal opinion, Hasan is just as dangerous as Alex Jones.

I intend to follow this. I might even have to make an alt-blog for commentary, but for now I am dumping this on my main blog.

As for what Hasan is gonna do, we don't know. Bloomberg said in their article:

"Neither Piker nor ICAP immediately responded to emailed requests for comment. A CodePink spokesperson confirmed that Benjamin received the OFAC request and said the organization is complying with it."

While on a live stream, he is convinced:

"Bro, Trump is gonna put me in prison I swear to god" - Hasanabi

Well, let's hope he doesn't, as I don't want to see him living off taxpayers' dollars in jail.